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Drink Coffee Cheat the Reaper - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Perfect Gift for Coffee Addicts

Drink Coffee Cheat the Reaper - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Perfect Gift for Coffee Addicts

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Behold the Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for coffee fiends who’d rather die than decaf. This shirt’s bold design screams, “I’m only here for the espresso,” perfect for stumbling into coffee shops or surviving soul-crushing hangouts. Its classic fit and sturdy fabric won’t betray you like a weak brew. Gift it for birthdays, Halloween, or to anyone who worships the dark roast gods. Wear it, spark grim chuckles, and let the world know you’re fueled by caffeine and spite.

 

**Product features** - Shoulder tape to keep your sanity intact. - Seamless, because waste is for decaf drinkers. - Elastic collar that doesn’t quit, unlike your willpower at 3 p.m. - Tough fabric for prints as bold as your coffee obsession. - Ethically grown cotton—sustainable, like your caffeine addiction.

 

**Care instructions** - Bleach with non-chlorine, if you must. - Don’t iron; you’re not that fancy. - No dry cleaning—save your cash for coffee. - Machine wash: cold, like your barista’s stare (max 30C/90F). - Tumble dry: low heat, like your energy without a double shot.

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